The Top Ten Reasons Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Yours

1. Your hairdresser only clips the hair on the top of your head.
2. You don't have fleas, tick, or mites.
3. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.
4. You don't try to bite your hairdresser.
5. Your hairdresser doesn't wash your butt.
6. You don't poop while your hairdresser is blow drying your backside.
7. You don't walk into your hairdresser with hair that hasn't been brush in six weeks (or six months).
8. You don't pee, poop, or throw up in the hairdressers chair.
9. Your hairdresser doesnt have to shave between your toes.
10. Your hairdresser probably won't love you if you do any of the things listed above (in fact they would probably have you arrested).